Not a Lady

I'm not a "ma'am"

And I'm not a lady

And I don't care if you don't like how I'm behaving 

I don't care if you don't like 

my tattoos and piercings

I don't care if you disapprove 

of how I talk and carry myself 

You're an interloping quidnunc

And you really need to worry about yourself 

Like seriously, mind your business 

I'm not meek

I'm not mild

I'm not prim and proper 

The way you expect me to be 

That's just funny, wild 

I'm not one to keep up with appearances 

That's not me and never will be 

You can call me trashy

Say I'm unclassy 

But you should know that your opinions are irrelevant 

You can complain about me 

But you won't change me